Tuesday, January 12, 2010

"channing tatum's penis is gross."

riveting reporting from details' craig marks, about an accident involving channing tatum's penis:

Channing Tatum's penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that's been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it's painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it.

Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan—that's what everyone calls him—does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener.
the only thing worse than marks' description of channing tatum's penis, is tatum's detailed description of exactly how it happened.

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