t u e s d a y s: caption me now

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

caption me now

go to it tuesdays readers: add your caption to the comments section.

19 comments:

Fletcher said...: "He Stoops to Conquer."; July 14, 2009 7:54 AM
jeff ircink said...: "i'm.....BATMAN." (not original but the first thing that popped into my head). the 2nd thing was the theme music/chanting from Friday the 13th, is it? "kill, kill, kill, kill, kill....". love the picture - where'd you get it from?; July 14, 2009 10:10 AM
ppr said...: "When Mom said I was going to be a 'bat boy' I thought she meant baseball. Sheesh."; July 14, 2009 10:25 AM
Chris K. said...: Bringing hope to little people everywhere ...; July 14, 2009 10:27 AM
Anonymous said...: If she only knew I was secretly BATMAN, I'd never have to eat the meatloaf again.; July 14, 2009 10:54 AM
tony said...: jeff – got the photo from my scrapbook. it's me.; July 14, 2009 11:13 AM
Reggie said...: "This is so unfair, my ass looked way cuter in the Wonder Woman costume."; July 14, 2009 1:25 PM
Christopher said...: "I need to use the Bat-room"; July 14, 2009 3:15 PM
Katie said...: What good is a cute outfit if Robin keeps standing me up?; July 14, 2009 4:11 PM
kloppy said...: who's commenting as "chris k." that's weird. because it's not me.; July 14, 2009 8:42 PM
Sarah Kriger Hwang said...: If I hold my hands right here, do you think anyone will notice that I've peed in my pants?; July 14, 2009 10:52 PM
Bryce said...: Man, this stinks. I'll bet Superman never has to wait outside til the floors dry.; July 14, 2009 11:02 PM
jeff ircink said...: "one day...they WILL pay."; July 14, 2009 11:33 PM
Dawna Ellis said...: *sulk*....that damn Cat Woman stood me up.; July 14, 2009 11:38 PM
Les Fitzwater said...: My baloney has a first name...; July 14, 2009 11:47 PM
Anonymous said...: I am gonna get soooo much candy with this outfit.....; July 14, 2009 11:48 PM
Jude said...: The Dynamic Uno waits patiently....hoping that this "robin" is a boy; July 16, 2009 8:10 AM
operalicia said...: "They never let poor Bat-man, join in any superhero games..."; July 17, 2009 11:57 AM
cheapntack said...: I wanted to be CATWOMAN!; July 17, 2009 1:25 PM

Post a Comment

Inappropriate comments, including spam and advertising, will be removed.

past quotes of the day

SALVADOR DALI: "There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

PABLO PICASSO: "I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it."

RUSH LIMBAUGH: "I want to get back to the timing of the blowing up, the explosion out there in the Gulf of Mexico of this oil rig.

Now, lest we forget, ladies and gentlemen, the carbon tax bill, cap and trade, that was scheduled to be announced on Earth Day. I remember that. And then it was postponed for a couple of days later after Earth Day, and then of course immigration has now moved in front of it.

But this bill, the cap-and-trade bill, was strongly criticized by hardcore environmentalist wackos because it supposedly allowed more offshore drilling and nuclear plants, nuclear plant investment. So, since they're sending SWAT teams down there, folks, since they're sending SWAT teams to inspect the other rigs, what better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig?

I'm just noting the timing here."

former first lady LAURA BUSH: "In 2004 the social question that animated the campaign was gay marriage. Before the election season had unfolded, I had talked to George about not making gay marriage a significant issue. We have, I reminded him, a number of close friends who are gay or whose children are gay. But at that moment I could never have imagined what path this issue would take and where it would lead."

JOHN FUGELSANG: "Obama's not a radical brown-skinned antiwar socialist giving away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus."

GEORGES SEURAT: "Under a blazing mid-afternoon summer sky, we see the Seine flooded with sunshine. People are strolling, others are sitting or stretched out lazily on the bluish grass."

president BILL CLINTON: "We can’t let the debate veer so far into hatred that we lose focus of our common humanity. It’s really important.

We can’t ever fudge the fact that there’s a basic line dividing criticism from violence or its advocacy, and that the closer you get to the line and the more responsibility you have. You have to think about the echo chamber in which your words resonate.

What we learned from Oklahoma City is not that we should gag each other or we should reduce our passion for the positions that we hold, but the words we use really do matter. They go across space, and they fall on the serious and the delirious alike. They fall on the connected and the unhinged alike.

And I am not trying to muzzle anybody, but one of the things that the conservatives have always brought to the table in America is that no law can replace personal responsibility. And the more power you have, and the more influence you have, the more responsibility you have."

russian president DMITRY MEDVEDEV: "[Barack Obama] is a very comfortable partner, it's very interesting to be with him. The most important thing that distinguishes him from many other people -- I won't name anyone by name -- he's a thinker, he thinks when he speaks. Which is already pretty good.

Obviously I do have someone on my mind. I don't want to offend anyone."

MIKE HUCKABEE: "I think [same-sex couples becoming adoptive or foster parents] is not about trying to create statements for people who want to change the basic fundamental definitions of family. And always we should act in the best interest of the children, not in the seeming interest of the adults. Children are not puppies. This is not a time to see if we can experiment and find out, how does this work?"

president BARACK OBAMA: "I really have no response. Because last I checked, Sarah Palin's not much of an expert on nuclear issues. If the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joints Chiefs of Staff are comfortable with it, I'm probably going to take my advice from them and not from Sarah Palin."

HOWARD STERN: "Jay [Leno's] a creep. I would never do anything to help Jay. When Jay was number one at 11:30 at night I told Dave Letterman, 'You can count on me. As long as you want me, I'll be there for you.' Because I can't stand Jay and I'll say it right on TV that Jay's a f***ing creep."

BILL MAHER: "I would like to just take a moment to thank the teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care – for resurrecting the Obama presidency.

And I know they're saying 'But Bill, why are you thanking me? I was so against it I marched on Washington with teabags hanging off my founding fathers costume, with a gun on my hip and a picture of Obama dressed as Hitler, screaming about his birth certificate.'

Yes, and America saw that and said, 'I think I'll go with the calm black man.'"

president BARACK OBAMA: "Leaders of the Republican Party called the passage of (the Health Care Reform) bill Armageddon! Armageddon! The end of freedom as we know it!

So after I signed the bill I looked around to see if there were any asteroids falling, some cracks opening up in the earth. Turned out it was a nice day."

FRED BARNES, jan 20, 2010: "The health care bill, ObamaCare, is dead with not the slightest prospect of resurrection. Democrats have talked up clever strategies to pass the bill in the Senate despite Brown, but they won’t fly. ObamaCare went into the emergency room in Massachusetts and didn’t make it out alive."

general DAVID PETRAEUS: "I'm not sure that [soldiers on the ground in the field care one way or the other if their comrade in arms are gay or lesbian.]

You heard Gen. Powell who was the chairman when [Don't Ask, Don't Tell] was implemented, had a big hand in that, who said that yes, indeed, the earth has revolved around the sun a number of times since that period 15 months ago. You have heard a variety of anecdotal input. We have experienced certainly in the CIA and the FBI -- I know, I served, in fact, in combat with individuals who were gay and who were lesbian in combat situations.

Frankly, you know, over time you said, hey, how's this guy shooting or how is her analysis or what have you?"

archbishop DESMOND TUTU: "Show me where Christ said 'Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones.' Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God.

'But they are sinners,' I can hear the preachers and politicians say. 'They are choosing a life of sin for which they must be punished.' My scientist and medical friends have shared with me a reality that so many gay people have confirmed, I now know it in my heart to be true. No one chooses to be gay. Sexual orientation, like skin color, is another feature of our diversity as a human family.

Isn't it amazing that we are all made in God's image, and yet there is so much diversity among his people? Does God love his dark- or his light-skinned children less? The brave more than the timid? And does any of us know the mind of God so well that we can decide for him who is included, and who is excluded, from the circle of his love?"

WALTER WELLESLEY "RED" SMITH: "There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein."

BRUCE FLETCHER, ceo, national association for the developmentally disabled: "I think having a celebrity as an advocate is a very good idea. But I don’t think [Sarah Palin] is the right person to do that given that there’s a cloud over her in terms of her credibility."

ELTON JOHN:"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead"

NANCY ELLIOTT, nh gop rep:"We're talking about taking the penis of one man, and putting it into the rectum of another man, and wiggling it around in excrement, and you have to think. I'm not sure. Would I allow that to be done to me? All of us — that could happen to you — Would you like that happen to you? Is that normal? Is that something that we want to portray as the same as the one-flesh union between a man and a woman?"

COL. DAVID HUNT:"Being brave in the battlefield has nothing to do with how you go to the bathroom or how you have sex. If you volunteer to serve this great country we should welcome you, not push you away because of some arcane attitude about sex.

We’re in a war. We’ve got guys deployed for 8 years in Afghanistan, almost 7 years in Iraq. And somebody says, 'I want to serve this country,' and [John] McCain wants to say, 'If you’re homosexual, you can’t serve.' It’s wrong. We need these kind of people. We need all of them."

t u e s d a y s

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

caption me now

19 comments:

Post a Comment

by tony clements

visit these sites:

most popular labels

help niffer out...

past quotes of the day

Search This Blog

the tuesdays read

blog archive