Saturday, January 19, 2008

why i quit show business #1

bless his heart, and maybe he'll be really great in the show, but this is why i quit show business (or why i quit show business today...i have a new reason pretty much every day. the overwhelming reason being no one has given me a job. nor have i looked terribly hard. so who am i to question clay aiken, you might ask? listen...stop asking questions and let's get out of these parenthesis.)

clay aiken is in spamalot. and why not? there aren't any real actors who are unemployed in new york. and the fact that his only experience with musical theater is he got cut from his high school production of "guys and dolls" doesn't mean a thing!

poor clay had a terribly uncomfortable interview with newsweek recently.
here's a taste:
How did you get into a fight with that lady on a plane?
I'm not going to talk about it.

I was just curious because you've never talked about it.
I did talk about it.

What about the Kelly Ripa thing?

I'm not going to discuss it.

Did you think it was homophobic?
I'm not going to discuss it.

What do you want to talk about?

I think we're done.
sorry clay. hey, break a leg.

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